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Car Rules

bulletThou shalt not smoke (tobacco, weed, or anything else)
bulletThou shalt not be able to drive the car. Do NOT bother asking.
bulletThou shalt not eat or drink, unless given permission by Dan
bulletThou shalt not carry weapons inside the vehicle
bulletThou shalt not slam the door, or close it by the glass
bulletThou shalt not lift the boot via the spoiler
bulletThou shalt not place thy feet on mine seat or dashboard
bulletThou shalt wear a seatbelt in the car
bulletThou shalt not have faeces on thine footwear
bulletThou shalt not touch the car stereo or remote unless permitted
bulletThou shalt not touch any buttons.  Thou is permitted to wind down the window if the air-conditioning is inactive
bullet Rear passengers may only enter via the passenger side door
bulletShotgun may only be called within eyeshot of the car and is validated by Dan.  Passengers with special disabilities or status may default to the front seat.
bulletRelease of LBF gas must be given at least a 2 second warning so it can be judged. If a SBD is released, Guess The SBD-Releaser can be played.
bulletThou shalt not make stupid performance recommendations, eg Oh Great Dan, You Should Get NOS
bulletIf thou chooses to sit in the middle back seat without a seatbelt, and is caught, thou shalt pay the fine.
bulletThou shalt not abuse neighbouring vehicles unless given validation by Dan
bulletThou shalt not leave any rubbish behind
bulletThou shalt not complain about speed or roughness of ride
bulletThou shalt not diss the Integra or complain about the backseat

Follow these rules and have a great time!  Otherwise Get Out!

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