| Thou shalt not smoke (tobacco, weed, or anything else) |
| Thou shalt not be able to drive the car. Do NOT bother asking. |
| Thou shalt not eat or drink, unless given permission by Dan |
| Thou shalt not carry weapons inside the vehicle |
| Thou shalt not slam the door, or close it by the glass |
| Thou shalt not lift the boot via the spoiler |
| Thou shalt not place thy feet on mine seat or dashboard |
| Thou shalt wear a seatbelt in the car |
| Thou shalt not have faeces on thine footwear |
| Thou shalt not touch the car stereo or remote unless permitted |
| Thou shalt not touch any buttons. Thou is permitted to wind down the window if the air-conditioning is inactive |
| Rear passengers may only enter via the passenger side door |
| Shotgun may only be called within eyeshot of the car and is validated by Dan. Passengers with special disabilities or status may default to the front seat. |
| Release of LBF gas must be given at least a 2 second warning so it can be judged. If a SBD is released, Guess The SBD-Releaser can be played. |
| Thou shalt not make stupid performance recommendations, eg Oh Great Dan, You Should Get NOS |
| If thou chooses to sit in the middle back seat without a seatbelt, and is caught, thou shalt pay the fine. |
| Thou shalt not abuse neighbouring vehicles unless given validation by Dan |
| Thou shalt not leave any rubbish behind |
| Thou shalt not complain about speed or roughness of ride |
| Thou shalt not diss the Integra or complain about the backseat |
Follow these rules and have a great time! Otherwise Get Out!